lorlocks:

Got curious about if scallops have brains and

Pretty sure this article was written by a scallop 🤔

shitpostinguniverse:

(Source: shitpostinguniverse)

liepard:

babel-infocalypse:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life… 

do you need to talk

i wish i was a croissant 

(Source: liepard)

marxism-leninism-memeism:

crucial military news

magus-of-the-will:

yeens-human:

yeens-human:

yeens-human:

emmypupcake:

hazoret:

yeens-human:

sekkuar-swagkeeper:

yeens-human:

yeens-human:

yeens-human:

My child is hatching today

Baby

E m e r g e n c e

Hey yeen uhhhhh

WHAT THE FUCK?

SPECIAL BOY

Yeen what am I looking at

the Miracle of Life

I AM BIRTHING MY CHILD

HANDS

SOOTY BOY!!!

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BIRTH OF YOUR SON

classics-suggestion:

ancientgreeksuggestions:

If you don’t have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine

No It Isn’t